The Simpsons

Name Game

I propose a new category. I've got a ton of Names and your followers can send in more.

E. Jack Ulate
Juan Abuckmee
Master Bates
Hugh G. Rection
Hugh Jorjy
Papa Boner
Mike Rotch
Ray Pist
Max E. Padd
Mike Hunt
Pat McGroin
Phil McCrevis
Peter Gozenya
Buster Hymen
Oliver Closeoff
Buck Naked
Ben Dover
Neil Down
Inspector Hare
Jack Mioff
Major Boner
Private Partz
R.M. Pitts
Harry P. Ness
Eileen Yulick
Ivana Tinkle
I.P. Daly
Aunty Persprant
Bo Nerr
Rita Porno
Ken Yabuckmee
Chuck DePantz
Dan Druff
Angie O'Plasty
Ben Gay
Sue E. Cidal
Ella Fynoe
Phyllis Steen
Rick Kleiner
Rick O'Shea
Shanda Lear
Art Majors
Sal Monella
Barb Dwyer
Fay Tality
Lou Pole
Ben Thayer & Don Thatt
Eileen Yulick
Hugh Jass
Moe Lester
Stu Pidass
Robin Banks

Submitted by: David Trainer

Sharon Peaters - Submitted by: David Braund (soladox666@aol.com)

Anita Ho - Submitted by: Robert Santos

Amanda Huggenkiss - Submitted by: Anthony Richkas (anthony@apci.net)

Dick Wacker - Submitted by: David Braund (Flameboy2@hotmail.com)

Seymore Butts - Submitted by: Cheryl Kopsch (kopsch.2@postbox.acs.ohio-state.edu)

Dick Sweat - Submitted by: Eric S (esturg@snet.net) (There is actually a guy who has this name!)

Iona Sryinge - Submitted by: Paul-Joan

Phil D. Snuts - Eric Shun - Al Bino - Mike Rackhabit - Submitted by: Jeremy Jackson (punkerzero@juno.com)

Dick Aiken - Tiffany Lamp - Submitted by: Meghan Martin (hottchix@aol.com)

Adolph Oliver Bush - Josh Wronowski

Tyrone Shoelaces - Ipu Mycalkov - Wayne Kerr - Ima Cox-Rukker - Emma Roids - Willy Getit - Betty Wont - Submitted by: Steve McGuire (mugsy@brunnet.net)

If Ivana trump married Niel Diamond, she'd be Ivana Diamond. Then if she divorced him and married Jack Nicholas, she'd be Ivana Diamond Nicholas. Submitted by: KC (sunshineby@aol.com)

Alexis Costalot - Lisa House - Submitted by: Cool Woman

Harry Bahls - Rip Hymen - Jy Antcock - Ty Tass - Fieldy Snuts - Dick B. Long - Rob Urass - Ima Cumming - Submitted by: Bryce Thornton

Howie Feltersnatch - Submitted by: XeroG69@aol.com

Alicha Cox--Sharon Needles - Submitted by: Buzz (daisyboy666@webtv.net)

Jack Doff - Tony (Target163@aol.com)

Haywood Giblowme - Mike Rackhabit

My mom named me Hugh. My dad named me Jim. My last name is Bissel. My friends call me Hugh Jim Bissel - Submitted by: Bruno (blc8581@erols.com)

Barry McCockinya - Tara Buttintwo - Herbie Vershsmelz - Cravin Moorehead - Dick Fitznugly - Neil Downaneter - Haywood Jablomi - Peters Fallinoff - Anita Dick - Submitted by: Ben Silverstein (00223708@bigred.unl.edu)

Phil McCracken - Submitted by: Kevin (SkevO@aol.com)

Ben Down - Stan Down - Submitted by: Tom Duesbury (tom22@chilli.net.au)

Ivana Jerkitov - Ivana Bangor - Sheila Lickett - Submitted by: Tom Burton (pvburton@geocities.com)

Actual names of people who came into the Social Security office my aunt works in: Jack Kanoff - Harry Dick - Ima Hogg - Anita Buttramm - Ima Camel - Brooke Lynn Bridge - Mercadies Benzz - Ben A. Kidd - Luke Skywalker - Joseph (MR.) Happy - Submitted by: Sami (emmablur@aol.com)

Alotta Fagina - Submitted by: Pat Host

Dick Hurtz from Holden - Submitted by: Anon

Rusty Bedsprings - Submitted by: Ryan Settles (www.cardguy@mtco.com)

Lou Sass - Submitted by: Harold Ness (HarryPNess@aol.com)

My mom worked for a bank, and she had a client named Diarrhea Brown and another named Phuck Yu. Submitted by: Meredith (MHarper97@aol.com)

Harry Putz - Submitted by: Sara Jans (EccoFan@bigfoot.com)

E. Jack Ulation - Submitted by: Miss Alanius (Its@a-top-secret-government-agency)

Cue Tass - Submitted by: Steve (bbcab@garlic.com)

Pete Zaria - Submitted by: John De Pietro (integra@net200.com)

Two True Names:

A lady in a small Maine town married the undertaker...her full name was then Iona Velvet Coffin.

A fellow in the Canadian Army had this unfortunate moniker - Major Harry Dick.

Submitted by: Jay Lewis (lewisj@nbnet.nb.ca)

Homer Sexuall - Submitted by: MIKE RIBAUDO (jshira@doitnow.com)

Willie B. Breedner - Submitted by: Kappie

Harry Balzac - Anita Viener - Indi Browneye - Eaton Eurpus - Mike Arpit - Eaton Ermuff - Mike Untlip - S. T. Hanky - Mike Rack - Mike Rustymuff - Jew C. Twats - Lee & Ken Twats - Submitted by: Eric Bibler & Chris Klinger (cbibler@interlaced.com)

Afelia Tits - Afelia Nuts - Submitted by: Megan Becker (peatmoss@gj.net)

My name is Ben Dover and this is my wife Eileen - Submitted by: Camie Sankey

Phil McCock - Josh Kyrejto

Titis Canbe - Maysu Horny - Lucifer Fistsin - Harry Paratestes - Submitted by: Brian Lally

R. Slicker - Gloria Stits - Wayne King - Wayne Kerr - Dick Palmer - Submitted by: Scott (scott@netaus.net.au)

Dixie Reckted - Hamid (maiwand@erols.com)

Violet Mada Wolfhart - Seana (whereamies@yahoo.com)

Isabella Clanger - Peter K Sharpen (sharpen@iinet.net.au)



Mike Hunt (I was aquainted with him in junior high school)
Harry Balls (actual teacher I had in high school)
Jack Knoph (Doctor who owns a practice in Pocatello Idaho)
Rick Cheatum (Used car salesman in Pocatello Idaho)
Dial and Looze attorneys at law (now Dial Looze and May, Law firm in Pocatello Idaho)

Submitted by: Ken Cramer (cramkenn@isu.edu)

Holden McGroin

Submitted by: Andry Bobyk (andryb@hotmail.com)

PAT McCrotch

Submitted by: Anthony (Anth_26@yahoo.com)

Holden McGroin, I.P. Freely and Dick Trickle, a real name, he is an American racing car driver.

Submitted by: Brad

Real life names and occupations (no joke!):

In the Phillipines, I met a cardinal named Michael Sinn.

Dr. Sol is a Pediatrist who still has a practice in Colorado Springs, Colorado.

I once met an Airman Seaman at the Air Force Academy (I think she's a seargent now).

Get this one: I had a rectal exam by a man named John Rear.

I met a woman in a wheelchair named Nancy Rolling (how bizzare).

I once met a guy whose wife's maiden name was Duck, and she has an uncle named Donald. However, this guy was named 9 years before Disney labeled the cartoon. One day, he got pulled over for speeding in Kansas. The statie didn't believe him. He then asked Donald who his friend was, Micky Mouse? And Donald replied, "No, it's Jack Frost!" The trooper was about to can them both until he saw their Drivers' licences, he laughed and let them go, free of all charges.

In one of my college classes, there was an Ofelia Dick (mean parents).

My wife has a friend named Steve Martin who used to work for Disney.

There's a big RV salesman in Indiana named Tom Raper (who would buy from this guy?)

Submitted by: Jeff McCamley (mccam2@polbox.com)

I am a telemarketer and i ran across all of these names in one evening.

James G Kirk
Karen Spino
David Thigpen
Delia Drudge
Dennis Peters
Shirley Gaai
Dwanna D Girlinghouse
David Grayson
Debbie Ruggerone
Deborah Kushing
Donald Fatooh
Donna R Cox
Dorothy Sourlay
Elizabeth M Zimmer
Dwanna R Cox

Submitted by: Guru (tetronalpha@hotmail.com)

Jacques Strapp

Submitted by: Graham Knapp - x99knapp3@wmich.edu

A real person I know - Ivana Dick

Submitted by: C Logan

Willie Boner

Submitted by: Brian - dukebr822

Oliver Cloesoff

Submitted by: Potor - smokey_420_potor@hotmail.com

Actual person in my school...Anita Woody

Submitted by: Kurt Blau

Names for your name game, by the way your site is a favorite on campus.


 Wanda Watts Upp            Stella Virgin            Arlo Prices
 Daisy May Swallow          Alpha Kenny Juan         Anna Bortion
 Buffy Lowe Beals           Ray Pugh                 Chris Coe
 Phil Lynn Goode

Submitted by: Tammie

I once met this girl named Yvonne. her maiden name was Buckamann. She married Igorne Toodae. Yvonne Buckamann decided to tack Mr. Toodae's last name onto her own. Her name was now Yvonne Buckamann-Toodae.

Submitted by: Vekaro

Craven Moorhead

Submitted by: Dblbasn

HEYWOOD JEBLOMIE Hehe...Damn!...I wish that was my name.

Submitted by: Tyler Durden.


Juan Knight Stand                      Dick Condumbs
Martha Focker                          Jack Golf
Madame Dick Hurtz                      Mike Oxbig
Kimmie Head                            Alpha Kenny Juan
Dick N. Dabutt                         Sofonda Cox
A. Nell Soars

Submitted by: Tammie

Otto Mattick ; Amelia Cooke ; Jose Frayed ; Cash Ear ; Al O'Moaney ; Alma Balzitch ; and Sawyer Snatch

Submitted by: Joan Richard - DonKeedix@wowmail.com

Ivan Aiken Dick : Ophelia Balz : Phil Lykeshitt : Monica Blewbillski : Clinton S. Stain : Ivan Long Dick : Ivan Harddick : Olive Head : Page A. Doctor : Olive Yu.

Submitted by: Ellis Dee - kahnbud@stoned.com

Faye Slift ; Emma Roids ; and Stu Pidass.

Submitted by: Maya Muldrew - cutie_pa_tootie@msn.com

H. Ivy - Herb Peas

Submitted by: James aka Jayrod Tha Don



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