The Simpsons

Hop-Sing Say

  • The following is simply a joke, folks. It is in no way meant to negatively reflect on the illustrious and dazzlingly brilliant Asian people.

  • Hop-Sing say:

    1. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

    2. Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

    3. It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

    4. Man who jizz in cash register come into money.

    5. Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.

    6. Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.

    7. Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.

    8. Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.

    9. Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.

    10. Those who eat many prunes get good run for money.

    11. Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.

    12. Learn to masturbate...come in handy.

    13. Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.

    14. Woman who screw on hill, not on level.

    15. Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.

    16. Virgin like balloon. One prick...all gone!

    17. Submitted by: James Anthony Savage

    18. Man who stick dick in peanut butter is...fucking nuts!

      Submitted by: Neil Davis (Tornad8761@aol.com)

    19. Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot....very unsanitary!

      Submitted by: Rockin' Ed

    20. Woman who fly airplane upside down have crack-up!

      Submitted by: Mark A. Johnson (markj@adc.nsc.com)

    21. Squirrel lay on rock and crack nut...Man lay on crack and rock nut!

      Submitted by: Tim Jeror (TJeror@AOL.com)

    22. Man who walks into airport sideways is going to Bangkok!

      Submitted by: Xavs! (halfacow@hotmail.com)

    23. Man who slides on ice...dumb as puck.

      Submitted by: John Balk (Green034@AOL.com) & Jason Pawloski (CyberJay1@AOL.com)

    24. Man who want dreams to come true...must not oversleep.

    25. Frogs have it easy...they can eat whatever bugs them.

      Submitted by: Richard Martin (martinx2@juno.com)

    26. Girl should not date basketball player...he dribbles before he shoots!

      Submitted by: Mike Gordon (mikeg@computerprinter service.com)

    27. Couple who make love in cemetary fucking close to death.

    28. Man who fishes in another man's well may catch crabs.

      Submitted by: Crystal Jones (jupiter_4_4@hotmail.com)

    29. Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.

    30. If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.

    31. Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.

    32. Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

    33. Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.

    34. Couple on 7 day honeymoon make hole weak.

    35. Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.

    36. Girl who sit on Judge's lap get honourable discharge.

    37. Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

    38. Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.

    39. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

    40. Rape impossible. Woman run faster with skirt up, than Man with pants down.

    41. He who run behind bus get exhausted.

    42. Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.

    43. Shallow woman like man with short temper.

    44. Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

    45. In life it is best to be like the dog, if it can't be eaten or made love to....piss on it!"

      Submitted by: Buzz (buzz@megahurtz.com)

    46. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

    47. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

    48. Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

    49. Man with one chopstick go hungry.

    50. Man who scratches ass should not bite finger-nails

    51. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

    52. Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

    53. War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

    54. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

    55. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

    56. It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

    57. Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

    58. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

    59. Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

    60. Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

    61. Man who farts in church sits in own pew.

    62. Crowded elevator smells different to midget.

      Submitted by: jester Jean



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