1. You just jacked some mo fo with $20 in his wallet. You can buy:
   A. A dime and two 40's
   B. A new pair of Filas
   C. Dashikki down the block
   D. Yo momma

2. It's da end of da monf again and da man is jacking ya fo da rent. You outta:
   A. Bust a cap in his ass
   B. Say, "Shit mon, why you be all up in my bidness?"
   C. Have anuder kid on welfare
   D. Yo momma

3. You and all ya homies are bangin down da block, you scan da uther mo fo's commin your way. If ya both jackin ya hydros and yall both draw yur rods, which of da folling happens:
   A. Shit goes down in da hood
   B. Ya check yur cullers and let the cop-kilers fly
   C. Shit man, I do'no maff
   D. Yo momma

   Ya drunk haf a 40. how much iz lef?
   A. Half
   B. Da uther half
   C. Zum mo
   D. Yo momma

   So dat we may give uh you ya cowrecked sco, sign yo tag heya.

Submitted by: 007 (Schrapnel7@aol.com)

Name:____________________ Gang:_____________ Date:_________

1. Jose has an AK47 with a 40 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive by shootings can he attend before he has to reload?

2. Manny has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram. What is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?

3. Oscar is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?

4. Carlos wants to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

5. Roberto gets $500 for stealing a BMW, $275 for a Chevy, and $125 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMWs and 3 4x4s, how many chevy's will he have to steal to make $1925?

6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing the bitch that spent his money?

7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 8 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?

8. Hector knocked up 6 girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?

9. Maria can cook dinner for her 16 children for $7.50 per night. She gets $234 a month welfare for each child. If her $235 per month rent goes up 15%, how many children should she have to keep up with expenses?

10. Salvator was arrested for dealing crack and his bail was set at $25,000. If he pays a bail bondsman 12%% and returns to Mexico, how much money will he lose for jumping bail?

    Submitted by: Raymond Pfenning

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