My Very First Time

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I

Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do

Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine

I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast

I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart

And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came

At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow!

Submitted by: Denise (Kidd@idirect.com)

My Second Time

I went into the room.
He told me to lay down and loosen up.
He went, got his rubbers, and put them on.
I was told to open as wide as I could.
He slowly put it in.
It hurt so much and I started to bleed.
It took sooooo long!
After he was done, he told me to go wash out.
It was not a good day at the dentist!

Submitted by: Anon

My Pilot Light Went Out

My first time was a good one...my furnace was robust.
My second time much better, I stroked the fires of lust.
My third time a little slower...my weapon not too stout.
I would've made a fourth....but my pilot light went out.

But now I am so old and gray. My pilot light's gone out.
What used to be my sex appeal, is now my water spout.
I used to be so embarrassed to make that thing behave,
Each and every morning it'd stand and watch me shave.
Now I am much older...and it really gives me the blues.
To see it hang down........and watch me shine my shoes!

Submitted by: M. D. Easter (flmcrtic@webtv.net)

My First Time

It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for awhile searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-- he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.

As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake you head and nod for him to go on.

He begins moving in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few frenzied moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over.

He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.

Submitted by: Lolipop