Jeffery Dahmer

Q: Did you hear that the F.B.I. was investigating Dahmer?
A: Yeah, they thought he might have been selling arms to IRAQ.
Q: What was Dahmer doing when the police raided his house?
A: They found him sitting by the fridge singing, "My bologna has a first name......"
Q: What did Jeffrey tell his mother when she told him that she didn't like his friends?
A: "That's Ok, Mom, just eat the noodles!
Q: What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?
A: He threw away their wheelchairs!
Q: What were Jeffery Dahmer's favorite foods?
A: Ground Chuck and Quiche Lorraine.
Q: What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's medicine cabinet?
A: Head and Shoulders.
Q: What did Jeffery say when the judge was coming down real hard on him?
A: Come on judge....have a heart!
Q: WHY DID JEFFREY DAHMER KEEP TESTICLES IN THE FRIDGE?
A: BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A NUT...SOMETIMES YOU DON'T.
Submitted by: James Anthony Savage
Q: What did Jeffery Dahmer do after he dumped his girl friend?
A: He wiped!
Submitted by: Matthew (MTRJoker@aol)
Q: Why did Jeffery Dahmer keep a blender on his porch?
A: So he could greet everyone with a handshake!
Submitted by: Michael Calenda
Q: What did Jeffery Dahmer say to Loraina Bobbit?
A: Excuse me, but are you going to eat that?
Submitted by: Patrick Gilliland (patagil@worldnet.att.net)
Q: What did Jeffery Dahmer do when he broke his leg?
A: Threw it away and got another one from the fridge.
Submitted by: Jack Leavy (croboy@netins.net)
Q: Did you hear about the new Jeffery Dahmer action figure?
A: Sure did...it comes with detachable body parts.
Submitted by: Bill Becker (wbecker@zoo.uvm.edu)
Sooooooo...Jeffrey Dahmer passes a friend in the woods......
Submitted by: Norman Hargreaves
Q: What would Jeffrey Dahmer considered a six course meal?
A: The McCaughey sentuplets.
Submitted by: C. Epley
Q: What did Jeffery Dahmer do when the police asked him for the evidence?
A: He gave them the finger!
Submitted by: Roger Richardson (rrichardson@saltus.bm)
Q: What did the FBI find when they did the autopsy on Jeffery Dahmer?
A: Jimmy Hoffa
Submitted by: Veronica Steele
Q: What do cannibals sing at Christmas time?
A:The Little Dahmer Boy
Submitted by: Peg Whitten (pegw@cybertours.com)
Q: Why did Jeffery Dahmer have a bowl of noses on his counter?
A: He was preparing a Dahmer-Nose Pizza.
Submitted by: Kyle Donley
Q: What is worse than picking J. Dahmer's zits?
A: Finding a blackhead in his refridgerator.
Submitted by: Michael Thomas McFarland (mtm105@epix.net)
Q: Did you hear that they were going to release Jeffrey Dahmer from jail?
A: He wanted to go to Waco for the barbecue.
Submitted by: Helen Robbins
Q: What do a penis and J. Dahlmer have in common?
A:Both are beaten in the bathroom.
Q: How badly was Dahlmer beaten when he was killed?
A: So badly that they had to carry him out in three separate refrigerators.
Submitted by: Gutter Rat (gutterat@dtx.net)
Q: What did Jeffery Dahmer say to his friend while passing the cemetery?
"Wanna stop in for a cold one?"
Submitted by: Steve
Q: How did Jeffrey Dahmer's mom know he smoked?
A. She found the butts behind the sofa.
Submitted by: John B