Ai Bang Mai Ne--------------I bumped into the coffee table

Chin Tu Fat------------------You need a face lift

Dum Gai---------------------A stupid person

Gun Pao Der-----------------An ancient Chinese invention

Hu Flung Dung---------------Which one of you fertilized the field?

Hu Yu Hai Ding--------------We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutive

Jan Ne Ka Sun---------------A former late night talk show host

Kum Hia---------------------Approach me

Lao Ze Sho------------------Gilligan's Island

Lao Zi------------------------Not very good

Lin Ching---------------------An illegal execution

Moon Lan Ding---------------A great achievement of the American space program

Ne Ahn-----------------------A lighting fixture used in advertising signs

Shai Gai-----------------------A bashful person

Tai Ne Bae Be----------------A premature infant

Tai Ne Po Ne-----------------A small horse

Ten Ding Ba-------------------Serving drinks to people

Wan Bum Lung----------------A person with T.B.

Yu Mai Te Tan----------------Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you

Wa Shing Kah-----------------Cleaning an automobile

Wai So Dim-------------------Are you trying to save electricity?

Wai U Shao Ting--------------There is no reason to raise your voice

Submitted by: Anon

Sho Me Kun Y----------------Let's begin your gynecological exam
Submitted by: Tom Burton (pvburton@geocities.com)

No Pe Kin----------------Hey....I'm trying to get dressed here
Submitted by: JOSH (MADDHOUSE@MINDSPRING.COM)

Wot Kung Fu Dat.........................A tossed salad

Kow Pat.......................................Savory beef patties

Sir Kum Shiz.................................Sliced sausage

Hard On........................................Forcemeat extrusion

Submitted by: Lawrence Young (a chinaman downunder)(ldyoungip@one.net.au)

Cream of Sum Yung Gai..............A Monica

Submitted by: Carmen

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