Osama Yo Mama

Osama Yo Mama
Dedicated to Osama bin Laden aka Piece of Shit

From Paula - FLASH: News services are reporting that Osama bin Laden has been captured by U.S. Special Forces. In a covert operation, the entire country of Afghanistan was sprayed with Viagra and the little prick popped right up.

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BREAKING NEWS --POLAND HAS JOINED THE WAR --
APPARENTLY THE POLISH ARMY HAS SURROUNDED A DEPARTMENT STORE IN WARSAW.THEY ARE ACTING ON A TIP THAT BED LINEN IS ON THE SECOND FLOOR
Submitted by: Jobelle
God Bless Those Irish
Osama bin Laden was sitting in his cave wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang.
"Hallo, Mr. Laden" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Sligo, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!"
"Well, Paddy," Osama replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"
"Right now," said Paddy, after a moment's calculation, "there is myself, my cousin Sean, my next door neighbor Seamus, and the entire dart team from the pub. That makes eight!"
Osama paused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."
"Begorra!", said Paddy. "I'll have to ring you back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Paddy called again. "Mr. Laden, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be, Paddy?" Osama asked.
"Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy's farm tractor."
Osama sighed. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 16,000 tanks and14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I've increased my army to 1-1/2million since we last spoke."
"Saints preserve us!" said Paddy. "I'll have to get back to you."
Sure enough, Paddy rang again the next day. "Mr. Laden, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We've modified Harrigan's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Shamrock Pub have joined us as well!"
Osama was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tellyou, Paddy, that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"
"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!", said Paddy, "I'll have to ring you back."
Sure enough, Paddy called again the next day. "Top o' the mornin', Mr.Laden! I am sorry to tell you that we have had to call off the war."
"I'm sorry to hear that," said Osama. "Why the sudden change of heart?"
"Well," said Paddy, "we've all had a long chat over a bunch of pints, and decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners.
Submitted by: OLY
Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father thatthey learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad atme for giving someone a valentine?"
David's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," David says.
"Why Osama Bin Laden," his father asks in shock.
"Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy couldhave enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think thatmaybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot.
And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much heloved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride. "David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines can blow his fucking head off."
Submitted by: OLY

NOTICE FROM CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES: Afghanistan Cruise
We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers hadpromised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President.With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who want to keep their promise!
Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Cher, Phil Donahue, DavidGephin, Barbara Streisand, Pierre Salinger, and anyone else who made thatpromise, please dispose of all US assets, and report to Florida for thesailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has been commissioned totake you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.
You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq. The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise.
Please pack for an extended stay...at least four years, and you shouldconsider the possibility o! f eight years. Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.
Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, Al Gore as cruise director, Monica Lewinsky as recreation director, Ted Kennedy as lifeguard and emergency procedures director, Rev. Jesse Jackson as spiritual advisor and marriage counselor, and Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator.
If you've any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friendsand loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary Clinton.Her village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watchover all your money and your furnishings until you return.
Bon Voyage! Is this a great country or what!
Submitted by: OLY
Q: What is the national bird of Afghnastan?
A: Duck!
Submitted by: Adam
Q: What do you call an Afghanistan Virgin?
A: Never Bin Laid On.
Submitted by: Katrina - kshapcott@yahoo.com
Q: Why aren't there any K-marts in Afganastan?
A: There are to many Targets!
Submitted by: amanda inlow
Q: Why aren't Afghanistan children allowed to watch TV?
A: Because of the Telly Ban
Submitted by: Chris Duffin
The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and al-Qaeda out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of Louisiana Special Forces.
Billy Bob, Bubba, T-Bo, Boo, Johnny and Cooter are being sent in with thefollowing information:
1. The limit is two.
2. The season ended last weekend.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer
5. They don't like pickup trucks.
6. They don't like country music.
7. They don't like women in shorts.
8. Some are queer.
I pity those Talibans.
Submitted by: OLY
A Muslim was killed in a car accident. He arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter says, “I’m St. Peter. Welcome to Heaven”.
The Muslim says, “Nice to meet you St.Peter but I’m a Muslim and I want to meet Muhammad.”
St. Peter says, “Sure no problem. Climb up that ladder behind you and you will meet Muhammad.”
The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top and there is Moses. Moses says, “Hi I’m Moses. Welcome to Heaven”.
The Muslim is very excited - “Moses, its such an honor to meet you! But like I told St. Peter, I’m a Muslim and I really want to meet Muhammad”.
Moses says, “No problem. Climb up the ladder behind you and you will meet Muhammad. The Muslim climbs up the ladder, gets to the top, he can’t see anything but bright light. He sees this figure before him and asks, “Who are you?”
The figure responds, “I am God. Nice to meet you. Welcome to Heaven”. God walks over and shakes his hand.
The Muslim is stunned. He can hardly speak. He says to God, “Sir, it is such an honor to meet you...I can’t believe it...this place is great. But I’m a Muslim and, no disrespect intended, but I really want to meet Muhammad.”
God says, “Ohh...You’re here to meet Muhammad. I see. No problem. Have a seat. Get comfortable. Can I get you some coffee or something to eat?”
The Muslim says, “I would love a cup of coffee”
God yells into the kitchen...“Hey Muhammad. Two coffees.”
Submitted by: Joe Hall
Q: WHAT IS OSAMA BIN LADEN 'S FAVORITE FOOTBALL TEAM
A: THE NEW YORK JETS
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Q: What do Osama Bin Ladin And Pantyhose have in common?
A: They both irritate Bush.
Submitted by: Anon
Q: What have Saddam Hussain and Little Miss Muffit got in common?
A: They've both got kurds in their way.
Submitted by: Adam - Adamtwin@hotmail.com

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